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Jokes and Fun
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
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| FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees I'm happy to inform you that the Company Christmas Party will take A Christmas tree will be lit at 1.00p.m.. Exchange of gifts among This gathering is only for employees - no subcontract staff! The MD will make a special announcement at the Party. Merry Christmas to you and your Family. Pauline . . . FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 5th November 2007 RE: Holiday Party In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish
Pauline. FROM; Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 6th November 2007 RE: Holiday Party Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous Somebody? Forget about the gift exchange, no gift exchange allowed now since
the Officials feel that £10.00 is too much money and Management NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED. Pauline. FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 7th November 2007 RE: Holiday Party What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th this Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year
does Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest
to Yes, there will be flower arrangements for the gay men's table too. To the person asking permission to cross dress - no cross dressing We cannot control the salt used in the food so we suggest those
people Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?! Pauline. FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All F****** Employees DATE: 8 November 2007 RE: The ******** Holiday Party. Vegetarian pricks! I've had it with you people !!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like
it as you so quaintly put it, you'll get your f****** salad bar, I hope you all have a rotten holiday, drink, drive and die. The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM: John Bishop - Acting Human Resources Director DATE: 9th November 2007 RE: Pauline Lewis and Holiday Party I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Pauline Lewis a speedy |
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!